Muarrhh!!!

Cats Cats Cats!!!

2006-01-01T23:54:00.000-08:00

Boring post cuz its pictures, but who doesnt like cats? Ok maybe some of us don't but its 3am and i was bored so deal with it :-)

Im currently working on a post of funny stuff yet once again so watch for it!

Is this guy serious? Bad come ons and just bad timing

2005-11-18T10:29:00.000-08:00

O.k I said I would be putting this up so here it is: Some of the worst come ons and bad timing of comments{and sometimes both} I have personally heard. Here Goes, and btw please feel free to post a comment with any you've heard:

1. Consoling me about my brother's death then asking if you can take me out for dinner"I'm sorry about Sam, it's really ashame. i asked him about you....Yeah it's really a tragic loss... I'd like to take you to dinner sometime if you don't mind." What a fucking jerk.

2. "Ok then, but if you don't take my number, your missing out on ALL of this, you see this? ALL of this! " this was too funny as it came from a junkie who came in to get a can of steel reserve at the Rendezvous. I almost pissed myself laughing when he said it.

3. "Damn girl your like a walking enigma of my dreams" what the fuck does that mean?

4. Guy: "Girl your fat to death" Me: "Um thankyou I guess but I'm married" Guy: "Girl treat yourself and holla at this playa!"

5. Man on bus: "Excuse me I don't mean no disrespect but you got a fat ass! Can i alm it? " Me: "What ?!!" Man: "No disrespect, but I'm serious" Me: "I don't think so" Man : "O.k well can i get your number then?"

6. Some random guy on 1 of my 1st visits to the Rendezvous. For those that don't know The Rendezvous is the bar my brother worked at on 25th and Howard st. Guy: "Ever go out with white nerdy guys with a lot of money" Me: laughter... just loud laughter.

O.k I have more but I'll save them for another time . Just a few other things I wanted to post here that were on my mind:

Why in the hell do people in Baltimore pronounce the word "dog" as "dug"?

Why is it every time I go in a store the person in front of me is incredibly slow or stupid and cause me to wait forever.

Why is it everytime you leave something you really want to eat in the fridge, when you go to eat it ...it's gone.

Why is it that money is one of the dirtiest things around, yet people have no problem touching or even sometimes putting it in their mouth?

Why is it when my son is brutally honest it's cute, but when I;m brutally honest I'm a jerk or an ass?

Just some thoughts.

The meaning of Muarrhh and other funny shit

2005-11-14T09:04:00.000-08:00

O.k I'll start my new blog with the short explanation of the term Muarrhh. It's something Sam, Stacey, Larry and I saw on the Dave Chapelle comedy tape, not his show. It started out of a joke Chapelle was making about how cool 20"s Gangsters talked. Then he goes on saying how when his girlfriend would start nagging he would talk to her like a 20's gangster saying something like " Muarrhh whadya say muarrhh" You probably need to watch his stand up tape to understand this or for it even to be funny because my explanation sucks , but you get an idea for it hopefully. Another thing we had was "dum....dumdum" I started this. One night sitting around getting drunk I said I wonder hiow many times I could say the word dumb to someone without them realizing it, to prove how well or how much they were not listening. So you can try this at home . You start out after someone says something to you by saying "dumb?" But you have to say it kind of fast, not tongue twister fast but don't say it at normal rate of speech. If you succeed with the 1st dumb, then at the next response you would say "dumbdumb?". You keep adding 1 on just to see how many you can get. Yeah it's childish but it's harmless fun. So far I have gotten many a people up to 5, 1 even up to 7, but I'm the master. I even got a yellow cab operator up to 5 before she hung up when we all burst into laughter. But I add a twist to mine i would never do a string of 7 dumbs like "dumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumbdumb" I'd break it up try to make it sound like I'm really saying something maybe a pause or a break, or a change in inflection. e'll I know if your reading this your wondering what the hell? Well what the hell is this blog is about no 1 subject, it's about whatever I'm feeling or want to talk about that I wouldn't normally post on my other blog. So that's it for now. ! day soon I'll be posting the worst comeons and the stupidest things I've ever heard said because to me. it's time has come and boy , have I heard some sorry ass come ons.