Is this guy serious? Bad come ons and just bad timing
O.k I said I would be putting this up so here it is: Some of the worst come ons and bad timing of comments{and sometimes both} I have personally heard. Here Goes, and btw please feel free to post a comment with any you've heard:
1. Consoling me about my brother's death then asking if you can take me out for dinner"I'm sorry about Sam, it's really ashame. i asked him about you....Yeah it's really a tragic loss... I'd like to take you to dinner sometime if you don't mind." What a fucking jerk.
2. "Ok then, but if you don't take my number, your missing out on ALL of this, you see this? ALL of this! " this was too funny as it came from a junkie who came in to get a can of steel reserve at the Rendezvous. I almost pissed myself laughing when he said it.
3. "Damn girl your like a walking enigma of my dreams" what the fuck does that mean?
4. Guy: "Girl your fat to death" Me: "Um thankyou I guess but I'm married" Guy: "Girl treat yourself and holla at this playa!"
5. Man on bus: "Excuse me I don't mean no disrespect but you got a fat ass! Can i alm it? " Me: "What ?!!" Man: "No disrespect, but I'm serious" Me: "I don't think so" Man : "O.k well can i get your number then?"
6. Some random guy on 1 of my 1st visits to the Rendezvous. For those that don't know The Rendezvous is the bar my brother worked at on 25th and Howard st. Guy: "Ever go out with white nerdy guys with a lot of money" Me: laughter... just loud laughter.
O.k I have more but I'll save them for another time . Just a few other things I wanted to post here that were on my mind:
Why in the hell do people in Baltimore pronounce the word "dog" as "dug"?
Why is it every time I go in a store the person in front of me is incredibly slow or stupid and cause me to wait forever.
Why is it everytime you leave something you really want to eat in the fridge, when you go to eat it ...it's gone.
Why is it that money is one of the dirtiest things around, yet people have no problem touching or even sometimes putting it in their mouth?
Why is it when my son is brutally honest it's cute, but when I;m brutally honest I'm a jerk or an ass?
Just some thoughts.
1. Consoling me about my brother's death then asking if you can take me out for dinner"I'm sorry about Sam, it's really ashame. i asked him about you....Yeah it's really a tragic loss... I'd like to take you to dinner sometime if you don't mind." What a fucking jerk.
2. "Ok then, but if you don't take my number, your missing out on ALL of this, you see this? ALL of this! " this was too funny as it came from a junkie who came in to get a can of steel reserve at the Rendezvous. I almost pissed myself laughing when he said it.
3. "Damn girl your like a walking enigma of my dreams" what the fuck does that mean?
4. Guy: "Girl your fat to death" Me: "Um thankyou I guess but I'm married" Guy: "Girl treat yourself and holla at this playa!"
5. Man on bus: "Excuse me I don't mean no disrespect but you got a fat ass! Can i alm it? " Me: "What ?!!" Man: "No disrespect, but I'm serious" Me: "I don't think so" Man : "O.k well can i get your number then?"
6. Some random guy on 1 of my 1st visits to the Rendezvous. For those that don't know The Rendezvous is the bar my brother worked at on 25th and Howard st. Guy: "Ever go out with white nerdy guys with a lot of money" Me: laughter... just loud laughter.
O.k I have more but I'll save them for another time . Just a few other things I wanted to post here that were on my mind:
Why in the hell do people in Baltimore pronounce the word "dog" as "dug"?
Why is it every time I go in a store the person in front of me is incredibly slow or stupid and cause me to wait forever.
Why is it everytime you leave something you really want to eat in the fridge, when you go to eat it ...it's gone.
Why is it that money is one of the dirtiest things around, yet people have no problem touching or even sometimes putting it in their mouth?
Why is it when my son is brutally honest it's cute, but when I;m brutally honest I'm a jerk or an ass?
Just some thoughts.
posted by Sam's Lil Sis at 10:29 AM
5 Comments:
Personally, I'd just ignore innapropriate comments. It must be hurtful though that someone would take advantage. Hey, I like your cats !! They are really fun !! We have cats too and they make life fun. But perhaps the food you like in the fridge disappears because Tiddles has figured out a way to open the fridge door....!!
John
re: "dug"
I remember once in first grade after-school, one of the baby-sitters or whatever you call it told us to draw a picture of a "dug." I wanted to draw a hole and a shovel, but i realized i wasn't artistically (sp?) sophisticated enough to draw a hole, so i gave up.
BTW, two of your links still say "Edit-Me" I've your other blog, so I know you know how to edit that.
lol, i say there is no bad come on lines. i mean have you ever heard a line so much it was sickining... well me too. until i heard it right. when your in love its like even the corniest lines are worldly and can send tingles down your spine. its all in the dilivery and depends on who its coming from.
"No disrespect but.." Sheesh. Can you get less respectful??
I was walking down the street when this guy was like "hey girl!" And I saw a girl but I didnt see the guy. He was all the way on the other side of the street on Cold Spring, I think that's like 6 lanes total. He was sayin all this stuff to her, and I could not catch myself saying cat calls like that to girls, it is so disrespectful.
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